Mr. Handy Paddle

This is the ultimate disciplinary tool.  Not only great for spankings with that SMACK resonating, but also good for:
 
RUG BEATER
PASTA STIRRING
REACHING HARD TO GET ITEMS
WALL DECOR
 
complimentary with a varnish finish if requested
 
 
 
Made from solid pine sanded down to a smooth finish and available with personalization for $25 extra.